This page lists the currently implemented lines for Ernest, including regular chats, romance lines, gift responses, and play date dialogue.
General dialogue[]
Acquaintance[]
| I don't know if I'll ever get used to how dry it is here... How do you people deal with this? |
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| I still need a few more columns to fill my quota... There's got to be something around here I haven't written about yet... |
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| Living alone is harder than I thought it would be. Do you guys really not have anyone to hire for cleaning services around here? |
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| People around here... seem nice enough. But whenever I need to feel a bit more at home, I stop in at Pablo's Parlor. That guy's got class in spades. |
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| Adventure stories are trending on papers and magazines in Atara and Walnut Groove. But those stories all lack impact, and are full of speculations and exaggeration. |
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Buddy[]
Good Friend[]
| I'm thinking of adding a new character in my next Detective Ed novel! A loyal and resourceful Builder, who can create powerful gadgets, and isn't too shabby with a blade, either! |
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| Most of my classmates had to take on the mantle of their parents' businesses when they graduated. Meanwhile, I'm out here chasing my dreams. Sorry, not sorry. |
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| You know, hah... It hasn't always been the easiest for me to make friends with people. So... you should know that, truly, I appreciate our kinship. |
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During a sandstorm[]
Regular lines[]
| Is that dramatic tension in the air I feel, or is it just the sandstorm? Hah! You'd never in a million years see something so exhilirating back in the clemency of Atara... |
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Buddy[]
On rainy days[]
| I never thought about what rain would mean to someone who'd rarely seen it. I think I should write an article about it. Later, though. My notepad is soggy. |
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Festivals[]
| Day of the Bright Sun... an apt name for a meaningful celebration. Observing how different people celebrate such a day, you realize the good that has come from such a dark time. |
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| My Pa always said it's better to ask to help than ask for help. No matter how many bodyguards you have, it's always better to learn to defend yourself. |
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| I generally prefer to let my pen do the dancing; gliding gracefully across the page... But... well, alright, you’ve convinced me! |
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| Sandrunning is a lot more fun than skiing. When I was young, we would go skiing often. I uh... wasn't very good, mind you. Had quite an accident one time, and broke my nose. |
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| I really enjoy the Winter Solstice in Sandrock. Everyone is simple, just singing and dancing, a somewhat primitive, but pure, celebration. I think I'll write about it in my "humanities" column. |
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Speech bubbles[]
Greets a friend:
| Hello, Player! I'm off to get lost in a book! Er, don't worry. Not literally. I'll be fine. |
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Greets a romantic partner:
| As he saw his lover walk, he felt drawn to them, like a moth to a flame. |
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When the player has a new haircut:
| Nice hairstyle. It's good to reinvent yourself from time to time, otherwise everything gets stale! |
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If the player has panda eyes from not going to sleep before 00:00:
| Your eyes are... so heavy. You're starting to worry people, you know. |
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If the player attacks Ernest with a weapon:
| Wow, the laws are really loose here... |
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If the player is under the effect of Fang's stomach issues potion:
| Wow. Walking around in public like that. So brave. |
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During a party[]
During a party:
| Pretty classy! Player, you have a lot of style! |
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Eating:
| This all looks great! |
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No food:
| Before... that was an appetizer, right? The main course should be here promptly. |
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Comments on the player's yard:
| This house has a very distinct style. |
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Brought a gift:
| Thank you for your invitation, here's a little something from me. |
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Birthday wishes:
| I think words cannot express the beauty in growing older. Look into your heart, and sieze the day! |
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Ends a party in a good mood:
| I have to say, I had a really good time today! I think I got a lot of inspiration. See you soon. |
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Ends a party in a neutral mood:
| That was one heck of a party today. Goodbye, Player! |
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Conversations[]
Birthday[]
Other events[]
Guest at the player's wedding:
| If I ever need to write about the perfect wedding, I'll always be able to draw upon this moment for inspiration. Congratulations, Player. |
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After the player wins the Workshop of the Year award:
| Builder of the Year! Quite the accomplishment. Keep it up and maybe I'll be writing your biography one day! Let's spice it up a little though, give you an evil twin or something... |
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After Player has a child:
| Ah, the Free Cities dream. Owning a house, married with a child, steady income with time to pursue your leisures... You're really living it up, Player. Congratulations! |
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After Player gets divorced:
| Divorce is not the end of your story, just a chapter somewhere between now and your happy ending that is surely coming. Stay strong, Player. We all support you. |
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Main story conversations[]
After Mason's farewell party:
| The old Builder leaving... is there some link to Logan? A mask? Hidden identities? It could be a devious plot... Hmmm... |
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After the Geeglers' attack on the oasis:
| Lizards? Interesting... could they also be sent by Logan? "A tenuous alliance between man and beast. As we peer into this villain's dark heart, do we see a lack of morality, or humanity?" |
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After the attack on the Moisture Farm:
| Sandrock is a truly fascinating place. So inspiring. Bandits, lizards... it seems the citizens here need to contend with a plethora of forces. I knew I was right to come here for material! |
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After the fireside meeting that starts the donation drive for the Dance-off:
After Moisture Farm Blues:
| Phew, thanks for fixing the farm! This is the first time in my life I haven't had easy and instant access to fresh food and vegetables; honestly, I'm rather parched. |
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During Operation De-Geeglate:
After Belly of the Beast:
| I heard that the Geegler leader fell off the bridge, is that right? Well, the villain has fallen, presumably the next act is a reprieve from danger. |
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After the fireside asking for bridge donations:
| You know, the care package from my grandma never arrived, and I ran out of pocket money... I mean...uh, my advance. If I had it, you wouldn't need to donate. |
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After Mint comes to Sandrock:
| I seem to have heard the name Mint somewhere... Some Vega 5 journal, perhaps? I can't seem to recall. |
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After the Shonash Canyon Bridge opening ceremony:
| As the bridge was finally declared complete, a sudden sandstorm appeared. Through the haze, a figure, a silhouette, a frightful image... Sorry, I'm just thinking of a novel, any similarities are, of course, purely coincidental. |
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After the attack on the water tower:
| Did I miss Logan again!? I was still sleeping when the Water Tower was attacked! Argh, I couldn't see them with my own eyes... forget it, my imagination will fill all the lacking details! |
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After Appetite for Construction:
| I'm going to sleuth at the Water Tower to see if there are any clues... what? You've already repaired it? Ah, then the crime scene is somewhat sullied... |
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After the fireside meeting that welcomes Mayor Trudy back:
After the fireside meeting about desert planting:
| So the plan is to make Sandrock green and prosper to be bigger than Logan and his gang? Hm... I can't really use that kind of arc in my novel, but I wish you all the best! |
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After the fireside discussing the Little Woods' success:
| If I'm being honest, when it comes to the tree planting, my heart's not really in it. Of course, I'm very happy for Sandrock, but, I just... I'm more interested in working on my novel, you know? |
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After The Kidnapping:
After the fake bounty hunter comes to town:
| Wow. That boy who impersonated the bounty hunter is one of my fans. You don't suppose... my work somehow influenced his turn to a life of crime? No... no, that just couldn't be possible... |
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After the real bounty hunter arrives:
| Characters like Bronco the Kid you can't make up... I wonder if I'll be criticized if I include his likeness in the novel I'm working on...? Is he too unbelievable? |
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After the fireside announcing Musa's arrival:
After the disastrous party at the Blue Moon Saloon:
| The way things went at the Blue Moon... How cartoonish. The only thing missing was someone getting hit on the head with an anvil. |
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During the Valley of Whispers pollution crisis:
After Clear the Air:
After the road to Portia project is announced:
| Plot twist: Musa believes in Sandrock now! Very interesting. I wonder what changed his mind exactly? He was so negative before... |
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After Mission Unpossible:
| Weird to think there are still kings and queens in this day and age. You'd think they'd be pure fantasy by now. Why do mutant animals have such a predisposition towards monarchy? |
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After the events of The Goat:
After the events of The Goat if the player is in a romantic relationship with him:
| It seems that fate had other plans. I thought you were gone, but here you are. Even Sir Leo could not have written a story with a twist such as this. The hero is reunited with his lost love... |
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After the traitor reveal after Fall from Grace:
| So Logan turned out to be one of the good ones? Hm... I'd planned to have him go down in a blaze of glory in my novel... Maybe I still can... Maybe it's even better that way... |
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After Give me a Sign:
| Hm... being killed in battle would be really bad for my writing career. Then again, it might really hone my writing skills... but I'm scared... |
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After The Battle of Sandrock:
| We seem to be entering the final chapters of our battle against Duvos... Please, Player, be careful. I want you to be around for the epilogue... And ideally, a sequel... |
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After Sandrock Strikes Back:
After Wei comes to Sandrock:
| Yan is a twin? An evil twin? I thought that only happened in stories, I didn't think it was ever a real thing... And... they're both on different sides of the law? I mean... come on... |
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After Logan's trial and sentencing:
When the Portia Tunnel is finished:
| Books are like a tunnel to another world! Your tunnel... is... a tunnel to another world. Congratulations on being the real thing! |
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After Ghost Recon:
| Larry the Geegler seems like the kind of character a writer would add into an otherwise boring story to try to be wacky and appeal to kids. But I'm sure he's a great guy. |
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After The Sandrock Development Plan Dinner:
| Logan wants us to build a monster hunting outpost after we're done with the forest? I smell "sequel..." |
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After Untilled Now:
| The planting failed? Well, maybe this is just the low point in a rise to success type story! We kinda had that already, though, didn't we...? |
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After Let's School:
After The Luo Down:
After The North South Water Diversion Project:
| And with the water crisis solved, a new chapter begins for Sandrock... No doubt, you will continue to play a major role? |
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After Into the Abyss:
| So Gary the Geegler took his opportunity with Larry out of the picture to move in on his wife? Or was it all planned? Cliche either way, if you ask me... |
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After Catori World is complete:
After Builder Cruise x Operation Flowergate:
| What an incredible time to be alive... the whole town coming together for something greater than themselves... I have to write the news article. |
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After The Mama Tree:
| Yes, I've heard... I'm still processing it... A tale of eternal love... reaching from this world into the next... |
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During The Jewel of the Eufaula:
| I had hoped Sir Leo would come give a talk this year. Ah, well. I saw him in Atara ten years ago. |
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Post credits:
| Hm... Hard to find inspiration these days. Not much happening, you know? Is it bad that... I wish we could have another whodunnit on our hands? |
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Side mission conversations[]
After Mi-ni Botanica:
| Sandrock is truly becoming more livable day by day. We have all the necessities, and now we even have poetic touches, like flowers and gardening. |
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Gift responses[]
Some items gifted to Ernest will yield a special non-generic response.
Loved gifts[]
When gifted accessories he loves:
When gifted decorations he loves:
When gifted furniture he loves:
When gifted relics he loves:
When gifted Painting: Desert:
Liked gifts[]
When gifted fruit or vegetables he likes:
When gifted books he likes:
| Thank you. An appetite for inspiration can come from any book, and I appreciate you giving me more food for thought. |
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When gifted paint or pencils:
| Those who have the pen to write, the desk to sit, and the tools to think, have all the power in the world. I just thought of that. Should I put that into a book? Thank you for the inspiration. |
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When gifted an Eagle Flute, a Goldfish Cutout, or a Yakmel Doll:
| For, he thought, a true artist could never lie. Through their art, they bear the truth of their soul. That's from my third book, I can't believe you read it! That's why you gave me this, right? |
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Neutral gifts[]
When gifted Water:
| Thanks, Player. It's hard to adjust to the whole "Conserve Water" statute, but nice to see you helping out like this. |
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Disliked and hated gifts[]
When gifted Gunpowder or Niter:
| Player! There is a distance between reality and fiction for a reason! This kind of thing is reserved only for stories; it only leads to unhappy endings. I'll find a way to... get rid of this... |
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Commissions[]
Ernest can post commissions and requests at the Commerce Guild.
Commission text[]
General commission:
| Need requested item from a Builder, and don't sweat the cash! I've got it covered. |
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Request board:
| Many dishes remind me of home. I hope someone can help me bring back these memories. |
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Commission dialogue[]
After fulfilling a commission:
| Huh? What did I order this for again? Tch, yeah, you're right, that is my signature. Alright, here ya go, Builder! Thanks for... whatever this is! |
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After fulfilling a request from the Request Board:
Play dates[]
Start and end[]
Play date starts:
| I'm not really sure where I'd like to go... Why don't you write our story today? |
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Play date end in a good mood:
| I enjoyed that. And I feel refreshed. I shall return to my work with a renewed clarity. Let's do this again sometime. |
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Play date end in a neutral mood:
| It was nice getting out, but I should really get back. Great art doesn't get made out and about. Or really anywhere other than at a desk... See you around. |
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Play date end in a bad mood:
| It has been said that tragic experiences can inspire great artistic work. However, that doesn't mean one should thank those responsible for the tragedy... |
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Sitting and chatting[]
Suggests to start the activity:
| Let's have a sit by the oasis, it's a scene right out of a book... |
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Compliment appearance:
| In that short moment, a suppressed look of life appeared on him; the overwhelming vigor was visible in his shining eyes. Your praise reminded me of that quote. |
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| Thank you! But I hope you enjoy me for who I am and not for my appearance. And if not the former, liking me for my talent would be a decent alternative... |
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| Ahah... your words are simple and clumsy, but your emotion; it is sincere. |
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| Oh, that's a good one. Can you say it again? I want to write it down. |
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| Thanks. There is a vast number of words in my dictionary to sing praise, but these words lose their luster as they are voiced. So, back into my mind they go. |
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Compliment work:
| Sometimes I don't feel like I'm writing the novel, I feel like it's writing me. You know what I mean? |
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| Haha, well, I'm always touched when someone enjoys my work... Sorry, how old are you again? Right, right... good... |
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Compliment personality:
| Ahah, well, I think having a little sister softened me up a bit. Even if I am only 30 minutes older. Still counts! |
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| Mm. Thank you. It's ironic, in the world of art, the most aloof of figures tend to be the most popular. And I suppose I'm no exception, either, ahah...! |
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| Of course, I have shortcomings as well. But I believe these imperfections are part of what makes me who I am. So I'll learn to live with them rather than try to change them. |
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Asked about his past:
Dining[]
Suggests to start the activity:
| Food for the body and food for the soul are both equally important. Let's partake of the former. |
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Asked about work:
| Eh? Oh, when you asked me that, my heart stopped for a second. I thought today was submission day! Whew... |
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| Most people have to retire, but writing is forever. |
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| If you hate someone, tell them to get into writing. Eh, sorry... not in a good mood. Had to tear up a few pages this morning... |
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Asked what he likes to do:
| I love reading. A good piece is worth rereading a few times. Like the masterpiece by Sir Leo, "Lone Hussar". I read and analyzed that book countless times over. |
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| I like talking with the townsfolk. Ms. Vivi told me a lot of tales of Sandrock a few days ago. I think she remembered some details wrong though. The age of the ex mayor kept changing. |
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| I like to sleep in. Getting up early ruins my day. Plus, it's one of the perks of living alone. I get to control my own schedule! |
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Asked about his favorite things:
| A lot of writers love coffee. Some were said to consume over a dozen cups a day. Me though? I like to keep a healthy diet, though. I find fruit and vegetables really helps you focus. |
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| I live a relatively simple existence. Simple contemplation with a book is sufficient. |
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When ordering food:
| Hmmm, what if they met in a Saloon... Oh? Could you order the food today, sorry, I just had a flash of inspiration. |
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Happy with the food player has ordered:
| Hmm... the color is shining, and the aroma is so alluring... As for the taste, it will certainly be exquisite. Thank you, these are all my favorite Sandrock dishes! |
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Neutral towards the food player has ordered:
| Hm, homely food, with a homely taste. It looks fine. |
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Unhappy with the food player has ordered:
| Well, I know it's what you ordered... but if I'm quite honest, if we were back in Atara I would have got Gespacio, my chef, to make it all again. |
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Sand drawing[]
Suggests to start the activity:
| Rolling waves, a sea of sand... Shall we stop and draw for a bit? Leave our mark here, at least til the winds blow it away...? |
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Drawing successful:
| I must admit, I wasn't expecting much from this. I'm surprised you were able to create something so profound out of such a simple activity... |
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Drawing unsuccessful:
| Builders can't draw. Just putting that down in my notebook. Can't be misrepresenting roles somewhere down the line, now can I? |
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Fireworks[]
Suggests to start the activity:
| As the waves shine gold, light beholds; the works of fire in the sky, ignite aflame within my eye. I wrote that. Beautiful, isn't it? |
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Happy with the fireworks display:
| Fireworks. Poetry of the sky. It's no surprise that even in ancient times they've been the subject of prose and poem alike. And yet we still struggle to capture the beauty of such a moment... |
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Unhappy with the fireworks display:
| I was hoping to find some inspiration from these fireworks, but now I can hardly think straight... |
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Stargazing[]
Suggests to start the activity:
| The constellations tell stories about the stars. Each constellation has such depth, and speaks a history of ancient cultures. Let's see what stories we can see in the sky. |
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All three constellations found:
| It really is so beautiful. A starry sky, with vast representations of human ideals. Words can not do justice of our wonderful universe. |
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Two constellations found:
| Don't worry, inspiration doesn't always come. If you can't find them it's fine. |
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One or no constellations found:
| Is that one? Ahh... no... I can't seem to find any today. Well, inspiration doesn't just come on a whim! |
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Romance[]
Confession response[]
Accepted:
| So this means you like me? In my travels, even in all my stories, this is the luckiest tale I've encountered. In the future, my poems will no longer be "bereft of purpose," as my detractors claim! |
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Rejected:
| I'm sorry, I'm going to have to think about it before I reply. This is an important decision for me, for us. I don't want to take it lightly. |
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Rejected after a previous break-up:
| Urgh... you can be a real headache sometimes, you know that? Just wait 'til I've calmed down a bit, then we'll talk. Okay? |
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Rejected when the player is already married to someone else:
| Player, is this really something you want? No. I can't accept this. Don't worry, we'll pretend this never happened... |
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Regular lines[]
| I was thinking... how about having you be my editor? You know your opinion is that which I value most... |
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| Sometimes, even in your presence, I feel like I'm missing you. It's not that I feel lonely, just... the same rush of emotions that fill my heart; I can hardly bear it... |
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| I'm so glad I finally met someone who loves me for who I am and not for my money. |
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| I want to write a poem to describe my love for you, but I'm afraid that my words could never be enough... Eh? No, it's not because I'm not skilled enough! |
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| No matter how famous my sister gets, to me, she'll always be that blonde little mischief-maker with skinned knees and a button down jacket, two sizes too big for her... |
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Hints he wants to get married (Lover or higher):
During a sandstorm:
| Ah, I was just thinking of you, and here you are. You know, it can be quite dangerous out there... I don't suppose I could convince you to stay and snuggle up with me and a good book? |
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On dates[]
Date starts:
| Well in that case I'll put aside my thoughts. My mind is yours, whatever you decide, I'll do. |
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Date ends in a happy mood:
| Every moment we spend together is like a long-awaited rain, relieving the drought in the fields of my heart... Where would I be without my muse? |
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Date ends in a neutral mood:
| Hm... if I were to put my characters through a date like this, I'm sure my editor would throw it out without a second thought... |
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Date ends in an unhappy mood:
| When the curtain opened, everything seemed so promising. But by the second act, everything had fallen apart... Perhaps I just need to lower my expectations... |
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Jealous[]
Caught the player cheating:
Regular lines:
| I give you my sincerity, complete and unreserved. What you repay me is ruthlessness, which cuts deep to the core. |
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| My insomnia has returned, and I find I don't have the energy for trivial social engagements... No, I don't blame you per say. But it certainly didn't help... |
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Breakup response[]
| Well... I'll always cherish the time we spent together. I hope we can enjoy our lives in the future... however separate they may be. |
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Breakup letters[]
If the player marries someone else while dating him:
Letter
From: Ernest
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Player: You really should've just broken up with me face-to-face. I could've handled it. And perhaps we could even stay friends. But now... I just don't see any way forward. Adieu, Ernest |
Marriage[]
Rejects the player's proposal:
| Thank you, I'm moved by your gesture. But marriage is not child's play. I have to think about it, okay? |
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Accepts the player's proposal:
| What a touching gift, one truly coming from the heart. Of course my answer is yes, our story truly begins from today. |
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At the wedding ceremony:
Gifted a Sweetheart Cake:
| A rose by any other name would smell just as sweet. What would you like me to call you instead? |
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Regular lines:
| Pet name, Luna sent another letter. Do you have anything you want to say? She keeps asking about you! |
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| Pet name, do you want to have a party? You've been working so hard lately, why don't you call some friends and relax. |
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| I need to put down my pen and relax sometimes, and housework helps me clear my mind. |
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| Pet name, our marriage is like a tree, with its branches drifting into all the parts of our lives. They support each other, and grow to the clouds. |
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Unhappy in the marriage:
| Huh? Of course I love you, babe! I love you like I love Sand Tea, isn't that enough? |
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| I don't love you anymore. Plot twist: Just kidding! Yes, I do! ...Er, sorry, I guess I need to keep polishing that particular narrative... |
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Divorce response:
| I understand. So from here you wish for us to go our separate ways. Well, thank you for accompanying me on this journey until now. I hope we both find our happy endings. |
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Engagement letter[]
Letter
From: Ernest
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Dear Player, I wouldn't be myself if I didn't write to you like this. As we greet this brand new day, I can't help but feel this blaze of emotion. Unequivocal, unmatched, peerless, shining bright like a comet, burning proud through the sky. And yet, these wild flames are contained, and last eternal, for we trap them together, in the warmth of our embrace. Please accept this gift, though it is a pittance in comparison to my love for you. Yours forever, Ernest Diamond Ring (1) Diamond Earrings (1) |